Monday, June 27, 2005
SHAUN ANG IS THE BITCH....
SHAUN WONG IS THE SLUT ....
SHAWN SEOW IS THE WHORE....Woo hoo!!! We'll rule the world!
Back to the real world now. Term 3 is 13 minutes away. War is going to break out from Tuesday to Thursday. The only weapons I have are my pencil case, paper, and my brain. You can call it the psychological warfare. To outwit your opponent, you need a dense brain and hands with stamina. But to those who have a less dense matter in the skull( I suspect majority of us), to win this war, one needs to learn smoking, and possess some wit. :)
It's time to get serious. My performance over the past one and a half years is deproving. I need performance enhancing steroids!
It's time to talk to the pillows now. Smell you all around soon! :) And once again, lucks for the exams! We all need it! haha!
12:07 am |
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Hey people, thanks for the tags. Appreciate it lots. I'm feeling much better. haha.. Thanks again! Love you all!
many: get a blog so I can tag you!! haha!! Control the diet, especially macs! haha
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It's been a long week. Sorry for not updating. Com's giving problems, phone giving problems too.
Nothing much happened this week, except trying to study hard for the mid years. I watched In America. Pretty good show.
I went to the club the past few days to study. There were HCJC, VJC, SAJC and AJC people studying there. But no CJC. So, I was the lone one in the room, surrounded by big brains. I felt small. haha.. But who says CJC is lousy? We're coming up and soon, CJC will be a household name, for all the good reasons that is.
More people are gaining weight. Walk down orchard road and woo hooo, pig trotters can be seen! This boils down to the food we eat, and the time we eat too! Crowds gather at food outlets even past midnight.
I was approached to do a survey recently and there was a question that asked what would I want to see more in orchard. And guess what I said? Food outlets. Yap. Spot on. haha.. Itchy mouth. Belay. Oh, and did I mention, I saw Fernandez in town. She didn't see me. Oh, and I was talent spotted too. :)
I realized recently too, that there are many nice strangers around. Cabbies for one, are very special people, in that they can make or break your day. I got a free ride last week and my fare got discounted a few days later. Nice eh? haha.. And speaking of cabbies, almost 90% of them think I'm in some secondary school. How sweet.
My mind is too dense now, cramped with things I squeezed into the tiny brain the past 3, 4 or 5 days. I can't think of anything I want to say, so yup, let me tell you about my boring life.
Tmr: study
Mon: study
Tue-Thur: exams plus study
Friday onwards: activities pending..
Yup, that's about it. I'll blog again soon when my mind has been relieved of some weight, which might mean in a few hours, or maybe tomorrow, or maybe after exams! :)
Good luck for the mid years! :)
12:08 am |
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Let me tell you the story about my house. Some of you will understand the story, while to others, it's just a simple story with a lousy plot. But I don't care. So here goes.
I took a few months to build this house. There were initial teething problems, but the house stood firm. As time went on, the owner(s) became better off and upgraded the house, from a single story, to a 2 story house.
This brick house withstood the wear and tear of time and natural elements. It generated lots of hype. People would look at the house tell the owner(s), "wow, this would last forever." And so, this house weathered storms. Several attempts to capture the owner(s) failed.
Some two years later, the foundations shook. The owner tried to mend it. It worked for a while. Till one April day, the house collapsed. The owner(s) were devastated. But there was nothing that can be done about it. So, the owners went to find their separate lodging, with the promise that they might reunite and build that house again.
Two months passed, with one owner visiting the collapsed site along the course of the two months and trying to rebuild it for himself. But everytime a few pieces were constructed, the wind or some passersby would knock it down. Not the kind to give up so easily, the owner persevered.
At last, one week ago, the owner managed to get the basic structure up again. How delighted the owner was. The owner showed off his masterpiece to friends. Celebrations were starting, unfortunately too soon.
A few hours ago, the house collapsed. It all happened in a split second. Here is where things will get ambiguous:
one went up,
the other went down.
A second glance,
a third glance,
a stare,
and everything shatters.
And so, the owner broke down. Tears stream down, glistering under the moonlight. All the hard work gone to waste in an instant. Now, it's up to the owner to pick up the pieces and rebuild the house, fast! A storm is coming.
The owner hopes and prays, that some miracle would save him. He's alone in the dark, scary world. Help must come soon, before it's too late.
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Watched super size me yesterday. I don't want to eat fast food anymore. Trust me. Whatever you're eating is going to kill you. Stop at once.
Have lots to say, but it's been a tiring day. I'll update soon. Tata people. :)
(and the story above, feel it) if you understand the story, please drop a tag okay? Even if I don't know you. It's a sad sad situation out there.
1:57 am |
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
many: haha.. of course happy to see you tag la!! haha.. stopper, well, i'm still looking for one in case the tap leaks again. haha
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I wonder why the sarong party girl's blog is generating so much hype.
Have you wondered why "naked women" = OKAY but "naked men" = YUCK. Stereotyping! When one thinks about pornography, the first images are of women. Why not men? There are gay porn sites you know. Maybe I'm straight that's why I think of women. Oh well. And for the record, I DO NOT surf porn!
When girls see each other, they get hugs and all. And it's so easy for them to get hugs from each other. And even hold each other's hand. What about guys? If you see two guys embracing, "eeeeeeeee!!! So gay!!!" would be a typical response. Guys need hugs too, though some are too embarrassed to admit it. Men. They think they rule the world. Guys are mean!!! haha.. But I'm not mean. :)
Though I'm a guy and should be protecting the guys, sometimes, I find it very hard to do so. Pride is one example. Being a guy, I know what pride means. Lose your pride, and your world crumbles. Hur. Maybe that's too deep. Take something less profound.
Being a gentleman. There are so many guys out there who want to be man, but don't know how to be a real man. Simple things like holding the door or standing up when a lady leaves the table[applicable during formal occasions].
Holding the door- I find it extremely rude when someone doesn't hold the door for the person behind. Can you imagining the poor chap walking into a closing door? So maybe I'm a guy and you find it unnecessary to hold the door for me. That is not the way mister. And if I hold the door for you, please say thank you okay?
Bah, ok, back to my sucky life. I shall go shopping with mummy soon to get my face mask, pimple cream, and at least one top. Mummy the bank! Yay! Oh that reminds me, I need to get body scrub and facial scrub. My skin is in crap condition now. Yeah yeah, vain me. But I like it. :)
I shall watch super size me tomorrow. Mummy helped me borrow the DVD. Maybe that will spur me not to eat Macs. I've never like Macs since I was young. I remember throwing up everytime after a meal at the big M. Only recently have I started going to Macs. I shall boycott it again!!!
Oh well, nothing much to say right now. My brain's dead. It's 2.18 in the morning now goodness sake! Spare me! I'll have another entry when I'm fresher! Ciao!
puffy no more! lean mean machine!
1:51 am |
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Hey people, thanks for the tags!! :) I'll reply you all next time round. I'm not feeling very good and will KO after this post.
I'm starting to listen to Chinese music, speak Chinese, write Chinese, which is so unlike me. I have no idea what's happening. It's like the China boy in me is coming out after a long rest. David Tao's playing now - ai wo hai shi ta.
Just watched 50 first dates on VCD. Sweet. Don't want to relate the story here so go watch it if you want to. I want to watch this Indian production- Fire. It's not a recent movie but heard it's good. Also heard that Mr and Mrs Smith is a good show. Oh well. Haven't been to the cinema in months. Date anyone? Haha!
I'm pretty moody these past few days. So to anyone I've offended, deepest apologies. I switch from happy, to sad, to angry to I have no idea what. Everything can happen in like 5 minutes? Hai. Maybe I need a psychiatrist. Hugs anyone?
Sometimes, I feel like writing something, yet I stop myself. Thought police in action. Oh well, into the diary it goes. I have so many random things in my head, swimming round and round. It pops up out of the blue, then as quickly as it appeared, it goes away. Sian.
I've been blog hopping and realized that there are many sad people out there. Sad eh? We live in a sad world. Yes, no doubt there are happy things people blog about, but within a few days, something sad would happen and spoil the party.
Wo hai zai ting tao ze de "ai wo hai shi ta". Pooo. A better update the next time round. :) Zao an!
The tap keeps leaking. Its needs a stopper. Where and how to get? I'm a fucking loser :( [some people will understand eh? haha!!]
Silence.
Only laboured breathing
in the dead of night.
1:42 am |
Sunday, June 12, 2005
shatteredClouds hang overhead.
Lightning flashes.
The rain comes down hard.
It doesn't stop.
Remember me talking about moths? Well, go check out Weekend TODAY. there is an article about the giant moths. I shall not summarise what it said. It's up to you to go find out for yourself.
find out for yourselfpuns puns puns. ha.
2:19 am |
Friday, June 10, 2005
The walls crumble upon the
sudden
wave. In a flash
everything changes.
Oh why is it happening?
Wasn't there enough time to prepare?
Wasn't there ample time?
Weren't there people who came?
Obvious cracks were appearing,
yet nothing was done.
Blame can be put on everyone,
in truth hath only thyself to blame.
The pain is hard to take,
but a man lies within
to conquer
to prevail.
How long will it take
for the dust to finally settle?
The wind stirs the calm
time and again.
Help help
come save thee!
Angels, monsters, monkeys, anyone?
Silence.
Why oh why
was the splendour of it all
washed away by this
sudden wave?
Is this, but a dream?
A fragment
of my imagination?
This is reality.
4:38 am |
I've sinned again!!! Within the time frame of a mere 6 hours, I gobbled down 2 dumplings, savoured 5 mini muffins, munched on 2 peanut filled Japanese pancakes, cleared a plate of noodles from NOOCH, slurped down a bowl of beef noodles, and sank my teeth into a piece of bak kwa!
In addition to the weight gain at a rate of blah blah blah grams/hour from the previous post, my dear o mummy commented that I seem to look "puffier". That was the exact word she used! P-U-F-F-Y! My world just collapsed!
The weighing scale is henceforth my worst enemy!
Yes, I know I've been grumbling about wanting to gain a few extra pounds, but not to the extent of being puffy! I felt so insulted! Can you believe this? What's happening to Shawn! Roar!
My mum just realised a few hours ago that she has to undergo an operation tomorrow.. haha.. How blur can she get? It's a minor surgery. No worries.
On a brighter note, I got myself a new top from Takashimaya. A good bargain I must say. And I'm eyeing a few more tops from ZARA and Topman. I just love the great Singapore sale. The bargains are good on this sunny island. With discounts everywhere, why bother going all the way to Hong Kong or Malaysia to buy? It might be cheaper there, and the latest apparels might be released there first. But after subtracting away transport costs and time factor, I think it's not worth the trouble going all the way.
Who says that shopping only exploits women huh? There's a big hole in bank account already. Maybe it's just me who loves shopping. Retail therapy. Good for the mind, body and soul. But the after effects are WOOOOO HOOOOO!! It's funny that most new releases of clothes are for women. Why are the men neglected?! You think we won't shop eh?
I see the same clothes being displayed even after a few weeks! The same cannot be said for women's fashion. My goodness, the display changes every few days! It's so sad. As a result, men all look the same! It's pathetic to see some guy walking past you in the same top. I hate it when that happens. The probability of that happening for men is like 50 times more than for women? Whines.
1:21 am |
Thursday, June 09, 2005
It's the second week into the holidays. And I'm pretty holiday-ish. I studied much more last year than what I have this time round. This is not me. I am not like this. Sigh.
I'm feeling pretty much better now. A little woozy, but fine. Ah, I enjoyed myself through sickness so what the hell la. Ha. I've got my new spectacles. People have commented about it. Or is it commented on it? hmmm.
I'm gaining weight at a rate of 7236046519g/hour. This is bad.
A progressive wave allows energy to be transferred from one point to another some distance away without any particle of medium traveling between the two points. Bah. How random.
Some people just turn me off. I don't know whether it's the hair, face or whatever. One look and that's it. I'm not going to act all nice and be a fake Shawn.
And i've said this countless times. When i dislike you, i really dislike you, so get the hint before i become mean.
Some people lack courtesy too. A smile or thanks goes a long way and can brighten the day.
Oh, and is it the moth mating season ? And have the moths eaten steroids or something? They are freaking huge! Everywhere I go, I see moths. One was camping on my window just now, probably shagged.
It's interesting how life is. When you are in the present, you go "oh shit, life sucks" or "hell yeah! I love it". Yet, reflecting back, you realize that life is like a well scripted movie, with plenty of twists! Ah, such is life.
Roller coaster . Up . Left . Plunge . Stop . Some come out . Some go in. Go . Loop . Straight. Loop . Up . Down . Stop . Never ending .
12:27 am |
Friday, June 03, 2005
it's happy yet sad..Who can share this sentiment with me? I'm sure at some point in life you've felt this. A sense of acomplishment and triumpth, yet failure. It's hard to describe this feeling in words.
To be happy or sad, upset or glad?
The volotile nature of this
can only be sumed up by this i guess:
Get a life.
Ah well, now it's my turn to get sick. Have been sick the couple of days. Getting worse.. Having fever now. Sian. Hope it's not dengue. My fever is going up and down. My throat is like a rusty gear, my nose is like a choked pipe. Bleah.
Ok, off to bed now.. Meeting a friend at 1 to study. Good night, good night....
1:27 am |
Thursday, June 02, 2005
The previous post made no sense. ha. i have no idea what i wasw talking about too... haha! oh well.
a good friend is sick. i'll be praying for him. wish you a speedy recovery.
The holidays are passing very quickly. I've yet to start proper revision. But that doesn't mean i haven't started. It's just very slow progress.
Nothing much to say now. A quick update before dinner. Shall be back soon. In the meantime, be happy people.
Happy
Sha la la la la
It's so nice to be happy
Sha la la la la
Everybody should be happy
Sha la la la la.
7:32 pm |
